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- No more filling up with unleaded petrol just to make up for the
fact that you've been polluting the air for so many years.
- No more getting arrested on aeroplanes anymore.
- No more increasing your risk of developing blood clots.
- Loads more sunset walks on the beach without your cigarette setting
your loved one's hair on fire as the wind picks up.
- No more getting strip searched at the airport to find the secret
lighter you had stashed away and forgotten about.
- No more guilt about deforestation to make paper.
- No more increasing your risk of digestive problems.
- Loads more supporting the cricket now that you're not counting
the overs till the next smoke break.
- No more guilt about smoking in your non-smoking friends' houses.
- No more increasing your risk of dying from a heart disease.
- Loads more sympathy when you get a cold, flu or a cough.
- No more guilt as you try and ignore the "smoking kills" bit on
packs.
- No more guilty feelings about how your smoking is affecting your
cat.
- No more increasing your risk of ear complaints.
- Loads more taste and actually enjoying your favourite food again.
- No more guilty feelings about your body being a temple and cigarettes
damaging it in so many ways.
- No more increasing your risk of emphysema.
- Loads more time to cuddle after making whoopi.
- No more guilty feelings the next time a veld fire breaks out.
- No more increasing your risk of having a heart attack.
- Loads more time to eat.
- No more hacking in the morning.
- No more increasing your risk of having a road accident.
- Loads more time to sleep.
- No more hairy situations because of trying to light a cigarette
whilst driving.
- No more having to endure stories about what smoking does to your
body by well meaning but annoying relatives (or your 6 year-old)
- No more increasing your risk of heart and blood vessel diseases.
- Loads more time to watch the ad breaks.
- No more having to listen to people complaining how bad it is
having to kiss an ashtray.
- No more increasing your risk of high blood pressure.

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